CREATIVE CRISIS KIT “Reinforced Edition”
€122.00
For the days when quitting to open a bakery seems rational.
Not therapeutic. Just pitch-black comedy for burnt-out minds.
Includes:
- Stress Ball (shaped like a KPI no one understands)
- Cleenex (for billable tears)
- Chocolate (because meditation gave up)
- Punch Cushion (insert boss’s photo here)
- Notepad of “Shit I Will Not Do Today”
- The Box (what everyone thinks outside of—but still ends up in meetings anyway)
- Anti-Meeting Spray (now 80% more passive-aggressive)
Available on backorder
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Dylan, planner who dreams of making furniture –
Chocolate melted. Pillow worked.
Ana, award-winning creative with six open therapy tabs –
Opened it, cried, laughed, and then went back to work like nothing happened.