IMPOSTER CLEANSE
€63.00
Bodywash for Impostor Syndrome
Scrubs away guilt. Not results.
Short Description:
A lukewarm shower of creative validation. Specially formulated for freelancers, juniors, and creative directors in existential dread.
On the packaging:
- “Infused with achievements you actually earned.”
- “No fake fragrances. Just the truth: you’re damn good.”
- “Gentle enough for skin constantly comparing itself to others.”
Tagline:
“Eliminates 99.9% of self-sabotage… if used three times daily for 10 years.”
Available on backorder
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Zoe, creative director (but only when no one’s looking) –
First product that hugs you emotionally while exfoliating.
Matt, mid-level designer with imposter syndrome and commitment issues –
Didn’t remove the impostor feeling… but it did get rid of my dating app.