Notepad of “Shit I Will Not Do Today”

A productivity tool for the professionally overwhelmed and emotionally unavailable.

Finally, a to-do list designed for brutal honesty.
This beautifully printed notepad lets you off the hook, one brilliant unexecuted idea at a time.

Header on every page:
✍️ “Things I might’ve done if the brief made sense, the client had taste, or I gave a shit.”

Each sheet includes space for:

✨ Unrealistic ambition

🧠 Overthought strategies

🚫 Postponed passion projects

Ideal for:

Creatives who peaked at 11am

Strategists collecting frameworks like Pokémon

Founders stuck in “planning mode” since 2022

Bonus feature:
Perforated edges, in case you want to rip out a page and pretend you’re going to do it tomorrow.

Warning: Side effects may include clarity, catharsis, and giving fewer fucks.