Paper Tissues

Brief Meltdown Tissues for Brief-Induced Breakdown.

Perfect for those post-client Zoom calls where “just a bit of feedback” turns into a character assassination.
Each tissue is thick enough to soak up passive-aggression, thin enough to disintegrate with dignity.

Front of box:
🧻 “For post-client call sobbing.”
Back of box:
💬 “Feedback isn’t always personal. But sometimes it absolutely is.”

Ideal for:

Junior planners pretending it’s allergies

Creatives who just got told to “make it pop”

Founders wiping away tears of crushed vision

Warning: Not suitable for actual tears of joy.
This is advertising. You’ll never need those.