Punch Cushion

Because “deep breathing” stopped working in Q2.

A plush, squishy, judgement-free zone for all your unprocessed workplace rage.
Slide in a photo of your boss, ex-client, or that strategist who thinks TikTok is a media plan.
Then punch away—no performance reviews attached.

Tagline on label:
📎 “Designed for impact. Not alignment.”

Features:

Discreet slot for 10x15cm photos

Tear-resistant stitching (unlike you)

Comes pre-scented with “Deadlines & Despair”

Ideal for:

Creatives stuck in six-round feedback hell

Founders doing silent screams between calls

Anyone whose calendar contains the word “check-in”

Disclaimer: Not HR-approved. But spiritually necessary.

Bonus:
Each cushion comes with a mini flag that reads: “This counts as emotional processing.”