Stress Ball

Finally, an extra brain you can actually squeeze.

Designed for advertising professionals who are constantly asked to “use their brain” by people who haven’t used theirs since Cannes 2015.

This realistic, squishy cortex comes pre-loaded with:

🌀 Deadline panic

🌀 Existential dread

🌀 The client’s nephew’s feedback

🌀 Three pitches, one idea, and zero budget

Ergonomically shaped like the organ that’s been overworked, undervalued, and professionally gaslit.

Perfect for:

• Strategy meltdowns
• Creative “workshops” that aren’t
• Pretending you’re still sane during alignment calls
• Holding onto something soft while letting go of hope