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—  THE NO AGENCY  —

 

This is not another agency. No, really. This time, literally. The world doesn’t need another agency full of average admen. So we didn’t make one.  That’s it.

No services. No decks. No pitch theatre. No nothing.

 

Just this:

LIMITED CONSULTANCY CALL
If you’re desperate enough to meet the (un) original Average Adman, you can try booking one of the 7/month limited consultancy spots here.
We (I) guarantee disappointment.
Or your ego back.
BOOK A TALK
Keynote? God no. But if you want someone to stand in front of your agency, brand or school and question everything while wearing round glasses, I might be open for that. Results may include laughter, discomfort, or spontaneous resignation. Or none of the above.
Still, ask for prices like it’s 1998 at talks@averageadman.com
PITCH YOUR BRIEF
We probably won’t, but we might take one brief this year. Maybe September. Maybe never. You’ll be fine either way.
No matter what, you can already click here and submit your brief for consideration.
Open until 31st June 2026, 23:59 (CET).