This is not another agency. No, really. This time, literally. The world doesn’t need another agency full of average admen. So we didn’t make one. That’s it.
No services. No decks. No pitch theatre. No nothing.
Just this:
LIMITED CONSULTANCY CALL
If you’re desperate enough to meet the (un) original Average Adman, you can try booking one of the 7/month limited consultancy spotshere.
We (I) guarantee disappointment.
Or your ego back.
BOOK A TALK
Keynote? God no. But if you want someone to stand in front of your agency, brand or school and question everything while wearing round glasses, I might be open for that. Results may include laughter, discomfort, or spontaneous resignation. Or none of the above.