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I once chased a golden coin through a labyrinth. A

In the Valley of Reports, a library stretches fore

I thought I was Neo. Instead, I woke up plugged in

The Algorithm came to me as a seven-headed serpent

I enrolled at the School of Eternal Frameworks. A

Once I was hired by a unicorn. Not the mythical ki

I climbed a glass mountain where all the creatives

Hey, don’t think I’m stupid or evil. I know my “lo

Advertising people see the world through one lens:

Out of office is the biggest lie in advertising. W

Big brands love big talk. Bold, brave, world-chang

Be different. The mantra we’ve all copied and past

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