1. Promoter
This competition is run by Marc Blanco (“Promoter”), operating under the ongoing parody, emotional holding pattern, and spiritual marketing glitch known as Average Adman, based in Valencia, Spain.
Yes, this is a real competition.
Yes, there’s real money.
No, this still isn’t therapy.
2. Eligibility
Open to individuals aged 18 or over who are fluent in creative crisis.
You may not enter if you are:
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An employee, contractor, or psychic clone of the Promoter
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A team, an agency, or a “shared idea” between friends
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An intern being used to enter on someone else’s behalf (tell your boss no)
Only individual entries will be accepted.
The competition is open to participants worldwide, subject to local laws and platform access. However, it is your responsibility to ensure that receiving prize money via PayPal is legally permitted in your country of residence.
3. How to Enter
To be considered for the €200 reward (and potentially eternal glory):
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Post on Instagram (Feed, Story, or Reel) using #AverageAdmanHelpline
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Make sure your account is public until the winner is announced
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Submit your entry via the official form:
👉 https://forms.gle/ncjVFHcYrbV7Dd5r9
You’ll be asked for:
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Your name
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Your Instagram handle
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Link to your post
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A screenshot showing your view count
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Your email and PayPal/Revolut handle
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Entries must be submitted by 31 May 2026 at 23:59 CET.
Late entries, private profiles, or posts that mysteriously vanish into the algorithmic abyss will not be considered. We love mystery. We just can’t verify it.
4. The Prize
One (1) winner will receive €200 (two hundred euros), paid via PayPal only.
No crypto.
No wire transfers.
No creative barters (unless it’s truly spectacular, but still no).
The prize is non-transferable, non-exchangeable, and sadly, not redeemable for peace of mind.
5. Winner Selection
The winner will be the post with the highest verified view count (from your submitted screenshot) at the deadline.
In case of a tie, the Promoter reserves the right to decide based on qualitative criteria:
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Which post made us laugh, cry, or whisper “I’ve been there” into our overpriced herbal tea
The winner will be contacted within 7 days after the deadline. If you ghost us for more than 7 days, the prize will be offered to the next eligible entry. Please don’t make it weird.
6. Prize Payment
The winner must provide:
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A valid email address
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A PayPal account handle
The prize will be paid within 30 days of confirmation.
Wrong info = delayed payment = silent regret for everyone involved.
7. Content Rights
By entering, you grant the Promoter permission to:
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Repost, share, and lightly immortalize your post (with credit) across social media, newsletters, and future creative projects
You still own your content. We just get to admire it publicly, and maybe whisper about it in a meeting.
8. Privacy & Data
We collect your data solely to run this competition.
That means: your name, email, Instagram link, view count, and payment info.
We won’t sell it, spam you, or drop you into a funnel.
Just vibes, views, and one winner.
9. Liability
The Promoter is not responsible for:
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Technical errors
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Instagram meltdowns
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Your Wi-Fi signal
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The collapse of your ego if you don’t win
You enter at your own emotional and digital risk.
10. Legal Stuff
These Terms & Conditions are governed by the laws of Spain.
Any disputes will be handled in the wise and sunny courts of Valencia.
Bring your documentation. And your inner child.
Questions? Existential spirals? Clarifications?
helplinecompetition@averageadman.com
