Confess. Cope. Create.
The world’s first unofficial group therapy for the creatively overworked and spiritually undercooked.
Not “because I’ve been there.”
But because none of us ever really left.
Watch the madness on Instagram
Feel like your soul got PowerPointed?
Strategy-induced identity crises. Existential decks. Meetings and more meetings until your last original thought dies….
You’re not alone. Join this confession booth for the branded mind. A hotline for those secretly screaming behind slick work.
What to do?
Post your story on instagram.
Tag it with #AverageAdmanHelpline.
Mild catharsis, guaranteed likes, and most importantly your Certificate of Average Adman Recovery™ (imaginary, but gold-stamped and spiritually binding).
Why this works?
Because sometimes, being witnessed is more healing than being fixed.
Because none of us know what we’re doing.
Because if you’re gonna break…
Do it with style and win €200 for the most liked post by 31st of May 2026, 23:59 CET. Terms & Conditions.
⚠️ Disclaimer
The Average Adman Helpline is a parody project. Not actual therapy. If you are in crisis (you are), please seek real help — the trained kind, with diplomas and stuff. If you don’t want real help, for €100 you can just BOOK A 40 MIN SESSION with the Average Adman and let it all out.
