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Pitch your brief/ Sept 2026 Edition

MUTUAL NDA & PRE-SELECTION AGREEMENT

Between:
Marc Blanco (“Average Adman”)
and
You (“The Brand”, “The Brave Fool”, or “The Person Submitting This Form”)
Effective Date: The moment you hit submit and send €1,000 through this form.
No pen needed. Just intent, bandwidth, and courage.

1. TERMS OF SUBMISSION
  • Submitting your brief costs €1,000.
    That fee is non-refundable and non-cancellable. No take-backs, no edits, no PayPal disputes.
  • Your brief will be reviewed in June 2026.
    You may hear back. You may not. That’s not a bug—it’s the system.
  • If selected, we start no earlier than September 2026.
    You commit to a minimum of six (6) months of collaboration under a separate agreement (a real one, with real work).
  • By submitting, you are entering into a legally binding agreement.
    No signature required. Your card did the talking.

2. CONFIDENTIALITY
  • Everything you share—decks, dreams, buried trauma from past agencies—stays confidential.
    It will not be reused, resold, leaked, or turned into a Cannes case study behind your back.
  • This goes both ways: if I share something with you, keep it sacred (or at least private).
  • Exceptions? Sure:
    • Info that’s already public
    • Something I legally have to disclose
    • Stuff I didn’t get from you in the first place

3. SELECTION DISCLAIMER
  • This isn’t a pitch. It’s an application.
    And like most applications: rejection is part of the charm.
  • Submitting does not entitle you to feedback, a meeting, or even a polite “no.”
    It guarantees one thing: a real human (me) will read it.

4. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
  • Your ideas are still your ideas.
    I won’t repurpose them. I won’t repackage them. I won’t mysteriously post something “inspired by you” on LinkedIn two months later.
  • If we work together, IP and deliverables will be covered in a separate agreement. Until then, your thoughts are yours.

5. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
  • If this process causes you stress, existential dread, or financial panic—you’re probably in marketing.
    But you can’t blame me for any of it.
  • To be clear: I am not liable for emotional, professional, or reputational fallout from this submission.

6. TERM
  • This agreement is valid for 12 months from the date of submission.
    Confidentiality obligations survive until:
    • The info becomes public, or
    • We both agree it’s fine to talk about it at parties.

7. GOVERNING LAW
  • This agreement is governed by the laws of Spain, under the spiritual jurisdiction of Valencia.
    All disputes will be handled like adults (with passive-aggressive PDFs, probably).

TL;DR:
You submit.
You pay.
I read.