Limited Average Adman Consultation – Only 7 Slots a Month

Only 7 visionaries a month get the privilege of a private hearing with The Average Adman and receive his exclusive wisdom.

We know you’re probably already an Average Adman. But we all like having someone else to blame for the thoughts we don’t want to hear in our head. And hey—if you like what I say you can always claim it as yours, like you’ve always done. The only difference?

This isn’t “1 hour of insight.” This is 1 hour with someone who’s escaped the matrix, explaining why your brand is still plugged in.

Why €250? Because €249 felt insecure.

And I’m bold, brave and undifferent.

Disclaimer: Booking is subject to availability. A suitable time slot must be agreed in advance and confirmed by both parties. Please allow at least one week’s notice when scheduling. You will receive an email with further instructions after completing your reservation.