TERMS & CONDITIONS
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Last updated: just before our latest identity crisis.
Welcome to averageadman.com – a website built to sell overpriced merch, poke fun at the ad industry, and expose the creative matrix we all pretend isn’t real.
By accessing this site, you agree to the following terms, even if you didn’t read them. Don’t worry, no one does. Except that one lawyer. You know who you are.
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1. Legal Owner of This Circus
This website is operated by:
Marc Blanco Juan
NIF: 39923363D
C/ Barranco de Borja SN
46614 Valencia, Spain
Email: hello@averageadman.com
He’s a real person. In Spain. With receipts.
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2. Scope of the Agreement
By using this site, buying merch, reading posts, submitting quizzes, or simply scrolling with dead eyes, you’re entering into a legally binding contract (yes, even if you’re just here for the memes).
If you disagree with any part of these terms, you should probably log off and go back to LinkedIn. No hard feelings.
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3. Use of the Site
You agree to:
•Not use this site for evil (bots, scraping, hate speech, etc.)
•Not pretend you created the “Average Adman” concept (we will find you)
•Not sue us for €360 t-shirts being “too ironic”
We reserve the right to block access to anyone who violates the spirit of this parody, ruins the fun, or just gives us bad vibes.
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4. Intellectual Property (Yes, This Counts)
Everything you see here—the logos, phrases, copy, images, satire, and very average design—is the intellectual property of Marc Blanco Juan unless stated otherwise. All rights reserved. Yes, even the jokes.
Reproduction, distribution, or modification without written permission is prohibited. And no, liking a post on LinkedIn doesn’t count as permission.
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5. Prices and Products
Our products are real. The irony is, too. Prices may change at any time. Sometimes we increase prices just to make them more absurd. That’s part of the brand.
Merch may be delayed, misprinted, or make your relatives question your career choices. That’s not our fault. That’s just truth.
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6. Returns and Refunds
We don’t do returns unless your product arrives broken, cursed, or with a strategic deck attached. If something’s actually wrong, contact us at hello@averageadman.com within 14 days and we’ll fix it—within reason.
But we won’t refund you just because your boss didn’t get the joke.
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7. Liability (We’re Just a Joke, Remember?)
We are not responsible for:
•Existential crises caused by our content
•Getting fired for wearing our merch to work
•Losing a pitch after quoting our fake awards page
•Spiritual awakenings triggered by the Sherwood link
Use this website at your own risk. That includes emotional risk.
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8. External Links
If we link to other websites—whether Google, Facebook, or a suspicious “How Average Are You?” quiz—we’re not responsible for what happens there. Click wisely.
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9. Modification of Terms
We might update these terms at any time. Probably when we come up with a better joke. We’ll post changes here and expect you to somehow know.
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10. Applicable Law and Jurisdiction
These terms are governed by Spanish law. Any disputes will be handled in the courts of Valencia, Spain. Yes, that means a trip. Pack accordingly.
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TL;DR (The Real Terms)
This is satire.
The products are real.
The prices are absurd.
The mission is spiritual.
By staying here, you’re in on the joke—and part of the rebellion.
