Thank you. Your brief has entered the void.

We’ve received your submission and your €1,000.

That was brave. Bold, even. But not different.

If anything happens, it’ll be in June.

If we decide to move forward, you’ll hear from us.

If not, you won’t.

Either way, thanks for paying playing.

Now go back to pretending everything’s fine.

—The Average Adman

PS: Got doubts, regrets, or second thoughts? Good. That means you’re still in the right place. For anything technical, email: superpremium@averageadman.com