ADMAN T-SHIRT

Now with annotated mediocrity.

This black t-shirt features a lovingly labeled portrait of you—well, statistically speaking.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a character sheet for the most common NPC in the advertising game:
The Average Adman.

100% organic cotton. Ethically sourced. Soft enough to cradle your fragile ego after your third pitch of the week got called “brave.” Sustainably made to make your self-awareness feel slightly more sustainable.