AVERAGE ADMAN GLASSES

AVERAGE ADMAN GLASSES

Average is in the eye of the beholder.

Finally, a pair of glasses designed for those who see the world exactly the same way as everyone else in advertising. Sleek, black, perfectly neutral — because nothing says “creative visionary” like looking identical to every strategist, ECD, and junior planner in Shoreditch.

Made to blur the line between irony and insight. Engineered to help you spot “bold ideas” that look suspiciously like last year’s Cannes shortlist. Perfect for reading research decks about “distinctive brand assets” while approving another mascot ad.

Wear them to client meetings. Wear them to award shows. Wear them to remind yourself that difference is overrated — and that seeing through the same lens is the ultimate mark of belonging.

Warning: prolonged use may cause alignment with groupthink, loss of originality, and a mild sense of superiority.