PEOPLE T-SHIRT

For the man of the people who’d rather not be one.

You are the admen who “deeply understand the consumer”… from a safe distance. Who craft emotional campaigns for “real people” while sipping oat lattes on agency rooftops. Who can’t stand focus groups because ugh, “they just don’t get it.”

Made from 100% organic cotton, because irony should still breathe. Sustainably sourced, because appearances matter. And soft enough to cradle your cognitive dissonance.

Wearing it says:
“I am of the people. But not with the people.”
A walking manifesto for those who market to the masses—while secretly fearing they might actually be one of them.