DESPISE T-SHIRT

For every adman who’s ever said “I hate average” while crafting another purpose-driven, platform-agnostic, insight-led yawnfest.

This tee is a love letter to the industry’s favorite lie.
Woven from 100% organic cotton (because at least the fabric has values), it’s sustainably made for unsustainable egos. Pre-shrunk, like your ambitions. Soft, like your critical thinking.

Wear it to Cannes. To the pitch. To your next panel talk on “breaking the mold.”
Because nothing screams rebellion like a slogan you share with 10,000 LinkedIn clones.

Say it loud: “I despise average. Like every other admen I know.”